When Life’s A Bitch – The Poem

Life is a bitch,
Karma always precipitates a hitch
And could perhaps have you fall into a ditch;
It is also not advisable to become a snitch,
Whereby even a single glitch
Could utterly ruin your sitch
And transform you into an overnight witch
Instead of your hoped-for magnate, rich;
So, no matter how bad your life’s a bitch,
Don’t ever act like a leech,
Instead, unfailingly perform the daily stitch
While curbing the latent itch
Before you experience the once-in-a-million life-changing twitch
Which could make you overnight rich.